Falcao steals show

Chelsea suffered UEFA Super Cup humiliation last night as Radamel Falcao showed them what might have been with a devastating hat-trick to help hand Atletico Madrid a crushing win.

The Blues looked anything but European champions in what was one of their most clueless performances since Roman Abramovich first began his quest for the greatest prize in club football.

The Russian also spent €100m this summer in a bid to ensure he would not have to wait another eight years for more Champions League glory.