Euro 2012 Diary

DA, DA, DA, DA… DA, DA, DA, DA

Bad news for all Euro 2012 ear-users. After Ukrainian jobsworths took pity on us all and confiscated the England band’s instruments before the French game, the FA stepped in to bang their drum and ensured the buglers have received full permission to showcase their varied repertoire during tonight’s match with Sweden.

Come back vuvuzelas, all is forgiven.