Deadly in the (witness) box

FOOTBALLERS have gone to extreme lengths to prevent salacious tales making their way into the tabloids.

You’ve probably heard the joke doing the rounds this summer. Joe Bloggs, the Premier League footballer, has been given the cold shoulders by his teammates after disgraceful photographs appeared of him in tabloid newspaper which heaped yet more shame on the already tarnished profession.

He was on holiday with his wife. Boom, boom.