Man City apologise to fans over ‘misunderstanding’

MAN CITY have apologised to their own fans after being inundated with complaints about an official club guide for “new supporters” who plan to follow the club now they have reached the Champions League qualifying stage and are challenging for trophies.

The Bluffer’s Guide to MCFC was published on the club’s official website after Roberto Mancini’s team confirmed a top-four Premier League finish because “success means we’ll be welcoming a new generation of City fans from here in England and all over the globe”.

The guide offers basic facts about the club – “If asked where we play our football, it’s the City of Manchester Stadium” – on the basis that “Champions League qualification and the FA Cup final will mean hundreds of thousands of people will adopt the Blues as their chosen side”.