Folan evades talk of Cyprus hell return

AND the deadpan one-liner of the week award goes to... Caleb Folan.

Asked if his Hull City and Irish team mate Kevin Kilbane has spoken to him about that night in Nicosia – you know the one – the softly-spoken striker looks a tad bemused as he shakes his head.

“No,” he replies. “I’ve been asked that a few times but no-one seems to mention it – for whatever reason.”