The resurrection man

A COLLEAGUE in England e-mails to say: “The headline in my tabloid today reads ‘Toxic Irish Meat Cleared From Display’ Jeez. I know everyone seems to want rid, but surely Roy deserves a bit more respect than that hahaha.”

Hahaha, indeed. Mind you, they probably aren’t laughing up there on Thomas Street in Sunderland where a ‘For Sale’ sign has just appeared outside a well-known public house. And the name of the boozer? Keano’s.

Oh, dear.