Goal-hungry Sheva answers London calling

ANDRIY Shevchenko knows how to make an entrance. Ukraine’s most famous export marked his AC Milan debut with a goal seven years ago and he did the same on his Chelsea bow in last Sunday’s Charity Shield defeat to Liverpool.

Yesterday, he travelled to his latest corporate jamboree on a speedboat, whizzing up the River Thames before stepping serenely onto a specially-constructed jetty. All that was missing was an exquisitely-tailored tuxedo and a dry Martini.

It was an arrival in keeping with a footballer worth an eye-watering €45 million and who has been charged with the task of helping Jose Mourinho’s blue galacticos extend their domestic dominance into a third season and, more importantly, turning the club into European champions.