Could have been a little worse, could have been a lot better

The day starts well. (Spoiler alert: it will not continue in this vein.) Firstly, it emerges that there is more in one of my two online betting accounts than I imagined; I’d completely forgotten that I’d backed Bournemouth to beat Huddersfield Town to nil — ie Bournemouth win and Huddersfield don’t score — last Saturday.

Ah, the glamour of it all. Next it emerges that both of my online accounts are offering all sorts of free bets and money-back offers. When you have 50 quid per day to go to war with, every little bit helps.