A six-pack will have to do

Right, you know the score. I’ve studied the formbook. I’ve topped up my online accounts, says Enda McEvoy.

I’m locked and loaded and ready to stake €50 each afternoon for the next four days, any profits going towards funding a trip to the off-licence on Friday evening – erm, I mean going towards a worthwhile charity.

What you don’t know is that I took an executive decision regarding Ruby Tuesday.