Hedge your bet

WHO will be able to muster the enthusiasm to change channels to look at the National on Saturday, after the intoxication of viewing the eagerly-awaited union of Charles and Camilla?

Grand National day is traditionally the busiest of the year for betting-shop staff. But this time round they will surely be able to relax, enjoy a cup of coffee, puff a fag, as long as they leave the building, and, generally, put their feet up. And all thanks to the lovely couple.

Most won’t have time to bet! Put the National back 25 minutes for television purposes all you want, but don’t expect us to miss a second of the wedding.