Who will put down their phone for the Classlessico?

The gaffer suffered an acute existential crisis during the week. Which is a contagious business.

“We do our utmost at @ExaminerSport, we really do,” he tweeted Tuesday, “and the most read story on our websites Monday (with more than double the next best-read) is a French ice dancer’s wardrobe malfunction. I’m off back to bed.”

It’s certain now that newspapers will soon finish up, that sportswriting will follow shortly after, and that all reading and writing will likely peter out by the turn of the decade.