A classic Junior B short story (Goleen edition)

Here is the traditional narrative as we usually understand it at this time of year.

A small club overcomes huge obstacles to make it to a county decider for the first time in decades, with accompanying emotion as they trot out at the county grounds, awestruck by their surroundings — “Well, it’s our second county final of the year,” says John Cullinane of Goleen GAA.