Dublin must stop looking like a team trying to defend a title

We jest although we can’t rule out strong reports of them stealing into the back gardens of Dublin supporters last night and robbing their Child of Pragues statuettes.
So much was written about the first game, which delivered so little, it left a vast vacuum which, from a media perspective, was welcomingly filled by the ex-Dublin players coming to the aid of Diarmuid Connolly followed by their Mayo counterparts defending Lee Keegan.