Damn you, Tommy Freeman

YOU don’t like to admit it. No-one does.

But you enjoy it the same as everyone else. It’s not an edifying pastime.You don’t feel clean beforehand, you don’t feel clean during a bout of it, and you certainly feel pretty grubby afterwards.

Ninety-nine percent of non-Dubliners enjoy disliking Dublin. The other one percent, of course, are lying.