It stinks of robotics but Jose still programmes winners

Our man inside the game has grudging respect for Mourinho’s joyless anti-football

I’M really bored of Jose Mourinho.

I’m sure the media still adore him. I’m sure that his soundbites get the assembled hacks as moist as they ever did, and certainly, after yesterday’s 1-0 win over Tottenham, the press must have been reaching for the Kleenex when the Portuguese had a pop at the United fans for “not offering their support” to striker, Romelu Lukaku.