Ayre acting like a Dickensian villain

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Well how else could you open a Reds column this week? If our managing director acts like a Dickensian villain (“are there no workhouses?”) it’s hardly a surprise when the little people rise up. Poor Dave Whelan, stuck on the gravy train with a third class ticket, and we’ve yet to hear from Kenwright.

The fact that such a dastardly scheme would only further enrich Liverpool’s ultimate nemesis seems to have passed Ian Ayre by.