Torres’ weird, deluded logic

FERNANDO TORRES, Liverpool, aged 25 and a half: “I identify with the values that define the club. Hard work, struggle, humility, sacrifice, commitment, unity, faith, the permanent desire to improve and to overcome all obstacles.”

Fernando Torres, Chelsea, aged 26 and three quarters: “I think (the new owners) have great ambition and they are doing the right things to get back but it will take time and I did not have that time.”

Once you’ve stopped giggling at that stupefying, self-deluding tautologous tripe in paragraph one, wouldn’t it be intriguing to take a sly peep at the secret diary of a man clearly in his dotage and discover what goes on in that ultra-dyed planet of a head?