Thankfully Hou’s return was fleeting

HE’S back — run for the hills! It’s like the end of ‘Carrie’ or the axe scene in The Shining; heeeeeeeere’s Gerard.

Relax people, he was here for one frozen night only. Definitely not by public demand.

He hyped up his return somewhat by again claiming he was the true architect of Istanbul and the dressing-room mobbed him as he entered.