Bad news as Wayne’s world implodes

FOREWARNED, if not forearmed: “one major married United star might need to be trotting off to Court soonish too… it’d be just typical if the lad is unfortunate enough to be the odd one out who doesn’t actually get an injunction granted.”

So I presciently wrote last week, and on Sunday we saw the pay-off, which unfortunately for us has all the signs of becoming a long-running Rixian farce.

(Flush with my soothsaying success, I am looking again into my crystal ball and, yes… “I can make out an image… it’s a slightly chubby, angry Scouse-wife... she has a baby in one arm… and a large rolling-pin at the end of the other… I foresee many nights on the couch, young Wayne, and, possibly, you writing out a cheque for €10million…”