This could be the longest season ever

DO you think I like this? I am no more equipped to write about business than I am for pole vaulting with an elephant strapped to my knackers. This is not what we’re about, yet the ‘terrace’ talks of little else nowadays.

It’s like swimming through custard in darkness.

Kenny Huang’s bid was largely conducted by hearsay, through the press and the terrifying tundra of the blogosphere.