Remember when we used to talk about football?

AS a huge ominous cloud gathers over Europe join me, fellow Reds, in a cheery rendition of “Welcome to my world”.

Torres crocked, manager looking for exits, United back in the title race (yes, it DOES matter) and the team’s tortured hobble to the finishing line.

A downpour of volcanic ash would look good right about now. Suspend the season!