Life’s a beach as Reds on horizon

WIT the much-mourned quasi-retirement of Terry Wogan, these islands’ Greatest Living Broadcaster is now undoubtedly ‘Lord’ Danny Baker, and he recently addressed one of his pet targets, the — underachieving Rafa Benitez.

“Listen, Rafa,” he chortled, “this ‘zonal defending’ of yours … it’s only any good if your opponents agree to zonal attacking!”

But not even our Danny could top the sheer hilarity of BeachballGate at the Stadium of S**te.