Harnessing my cage rage

Let’s. Get. Ready. To. Rumb… suddenly, ‘The Tank’ has me turned over with my head in a vice-like lock

ASK any sports reporter how difficult it is sometimes to prise a quote from a football player, stop a boxer for a moment of his time as he shuffles from defeat in the ring or interrogate an under-fire coach about “the mood in the camp”, and he’ll recount the horror stories like he’s tracing the scars across his battered body.

Now try being a nuisance to an ultimate fighter and – THEN – get into the Octagon with him.