Robert Pattinson hones the mournful pout of his vampire from the ‘Twilight’ saga in this tepid adaptation of the 19th century novel by Guy de Maupassant.

Theatrical legends Declan Donnellan and Nick Ormerod tell Pádraic Killeen about signing up Robert Pattinson to star in their screen debut

IF YOU were shaken from your slumber early last Friday morning by the walls rattling and the sound of a distant crash, it was probably just a giant falling to earth in a land far, far away.

Let’s. Get. Ready. To. Rumb… suddenly, ‘The Tank’ has me turned over with my head in a vice-like lock