Clownish City deserve knighthood

ANOTHER day, another Berbatov icepick to the head of the opposition. Suddenly the ‘Whither Berbatov?’ think-pieces are thin on the media ground. Harrumph.

A week of celebration for Reds, then, as we continue to revel in the Kaka cock-up and the public stocks session being undergone by MCFC chief exec Garry Cooke. Whodathunk that untold billions buys you only public opprobrium? Ah, City: your services to clownery deserve a collective knighthood.

At this point, I sense many a reader over there muttering “here we go, yet another venting over City: this isn’t Manchester y’know.”