Rafa’s not happy, but neither are we

LIVERPOOL fans may have numerous vociferous critics (hiya Trish!) but it’s safe to say Rafa isn’t one of them.

He’s constantly kissing our backsides in the press. Not an entirely unpleasant experience! There are a few cynical toads casting doubt on these odes to our magnificence because they became far more frequent once his spat with Hicks went public.

But what can you do with such spiritual chaff except pity them for their meanness?