Water-who-ville a no win situation for Pool

SO WHAT happens now?

We sang some songs, and rather inconveniently, the buggers still won’t budge. Shouldn’t they have surrendered by now?

It wasn’t my idea to have my photograph on this page. I don’t really want to be identified as the foul-mouthed red-faced lunatic hurling abuse at the manager when Crouch came on against Villa in the 80th minute. A little anonymity, please.