Gooners discover the full potential of the Emirates

ARSÈNE WENGER’S vision for the Arsenal’s future was instrumental in the development of our 60,000 seater, concrete, glass and steel Gooner cathedral.

After waiting almost six months to the day, since the birth at Dennis Bergkamp’s testimonial back in the summer, we finally got to wet Wenger’s new baby’s head on Sunday. In the presence of the Premiership’s high-priests, we witnessed the sort of dramatic encounter that was akin to the new ground’s christening, communion and confirmation all rolled into one.

This was the sort of historic stuff that will begin to lend our new home an illustrious legend all of its own.