Jury’s out but Bellamy is Red hot

DON’T get me wrong. At half time in the JJB you won’t have found a smugger smirk than mine.

But I’d already made notes for this column after Portsmouth. Damn!

The words ‘pathetic’, ‘deadbeats’, ‘unremitting eye-gouging awfulness’ and ‘skewer Jermaine Pennant on a spit and fry slowly’ would have to be hastily deleted.