Too little to trouble ’Pool supporters

THAT was a weird column last week. All the politics left in and all the West Ham stuff left out. If this is a subtle hint from the paper they want me to take a job in Beirut, no thanks.

My head isn’t the prettiest but at least it’s in the right spot.

It isn’t the first time the Happy Hammers have been airbrushed off these pages. They’ll be developing a cockernee complex soon.