It’s Wayne’s world and us fans are just not worthy

I NORMALLY hate international weekends, deeming them a damnable imposition on real, i.e. club, football but this past one was an exception.

Frankly we needed the time off to digest the ramifications of Deadline Day, which can be summed up thus if you are of an extremely pessimistic bent: a) United are being run by incompetents and b) football as we know it is heading for the abyss.

There you go — hyperbolic enough to make you want to fling yourself through the transfer window.