Tommy Martin: A dark day for England? Or for the rest of us?

ALL SMILES: Newly-appointed England head coach Thomas Tuchel during a press conference at Wembley Stadium. Picture: John Walton/PA
Worrying times here, folks. We’ve had it too good for too long. Frankly, we’ve gotten complacent.
It was one of the last great pillars of our belief system. But if the Church, Fianna Fáil and Ryan Tubridy could fall, why can’t Thomas Tuchel be the man to finally lead England to win a major tournament again?