Jose Mourinho needs a new enemy more than he needs a win tonight
When I played football, I liked the little mind games. If I was getting a rough time from a younger player (or even if I wasn’t), I liked to walk off behind him at half-time and slowly pronounce the name on the back of his shirt as if it was an exotic item on a menu that I’d never heard of.
“Am I saying that right? New one on me. Where you from? You up on loan or did you win some sort of competition?”
