Even the Manchester derby is still about the players

If you’re still struggling to get your head around exactly what that €13 billion Apple windfall means in real terms, there’s a much simpler and more meaningful solution than trying to work out all that banal stuff about how many homes and hospitals you could build with it.

No, much better to think of it like this: it’s about, ooh, 13 times more than the Premier League spent in the summer transfer window.

Yup, that big.