Laudrup just feeling the seesaw effect

If the story is right, the most entertaining moments of Swansea City’s season have probably come in the club canteen.

Picture it. Four amigos approach their seats. A jostle for position. Then a rare spurt, in a one-paced side, to burn off a victim of Michael Laudrup’s three-Spaniards-per-table rule.

We can only imagine how many trays of pasta and steamed chicken have gone flying, and how many times Chico Flores has wound up on the floor holding his face, appealing to the chef.