Plenty for Kerry’s rivals to get excited about (not to mention the CCCC)

WE CAN only presume that those stout opponents of free speech, the Kerry senior football panel, will now append TV3 to their media blacklist following the analysts’ audacity to call it like it was in relation to Tomás O Sé yesterday.

There’s nothing for it now, but to transport the saccharine, newly-at-a-loose-end ITV pundits over here and fund them in the immediate (if not sooner) establishment of TV Free Ciarraí, Land of the Airbrush and Home of the Banal.

“Ah stop, boy, you didn’t see that at all – TV Free Ciarraí, because we know what’s best for you, Sunday after Sunday” is a touch wordy, we admit, but, with a bit of tightening-up some night after training by the squad’s media police, it could be re-worked as a catchy logo.