Colin Sheridan: Yes, I want to see an All-Star full back night nurse his infant twins to sleep

An obsession with controlling the narrative is becoming increasingly pervasive in the GAA, whose primary appeal has always been its accessibility to all

SWAPSHOP: Aidan O’Shea pictured for the GAA series ‘The Toughest Trade’, The show had its moments but fell on the kitchness of having retired stars from foreign fields come here to tell us how great we are.

What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and if the last six championships have taught us anything, Dublin is the sun.

The sun can be nice for a while; you get some colour on the face, save turf, eat al fresco, but too much sun is a killer. It leaves you dehydrated, tired, and haggard. Too much sun will make you want to never see the sun again. Too much sun will make you long for winter. It can also give you melanoma. Enough of that for now, the sun’s just rising. We will slap on the factor 50 and hope for the best.