Art of bilocation proves elusive, yet again

'The Kerry walrus must, of course, have been especially interesting for citizens of the Kingdom.' Picture: Alan Houlihan

WE HEAR from our friends Horst and Rose in Kerry that we are about to miss a 14-day spell of really lovely spring weather in Ireland, temperatures rising to 15/16C. Blast it anyway, I say.

It was the same last year; there was exceptionally lovely weather in April and May and we couldn’t get home for it. The first flight we can get, and that’s to Dublin, is on April 9th.