My prize is guaranteed — but not my number
Wow! This is my lucky day. And... GUARANTEED! That’s what it says...“You are guaranteed to receive one of these.”
Well, my mammy always told me to read the small print, so that’s what I do. The first thing I must do is ring a given number in order to collect my prize. The only snag is that calls cost €1.90 a minute and the call lasts six minutes, 10 seconds (surely a small sacrifice for such a big, big prize).
