With or without you

I WAS really upset to hear that Bono was suffering from VERTIGO. Now that he has reached those dizzy heights, it’s sad that he has to sue the pants (sorry, his pants) off a former employee.

As the pants doesn’t fit anymore, there is absolutely no chance now that the stetson will fit his head either.

Perhaps it could be donated to the National Aquatic Centre, as I believe they are having trouble with the roof.

Seán Kelly

Newtown

Tramore

Co Waterford