How come all aliens land in America?

I AM fed up looking at films about life on other planets and people saying that they were abducted by little green men, taken away in spacecrafts and had tubes stuffed into them.

This is total nonsense. There is nothing out there but stars and empty, dead planets. So let’s get used to the idea that we are on our own with no one watching or listening to us. As a Christian I believe in heaven and hell, but these are in the spiritual domain.

How is it that when aliens come among us they always land in America and speak American English, and the US president speaks to them on behalf of the rest of mankind?

Stories of life on other planets are balderdash made up by very sad people who just want to draw attention to themselves or mad scientists trying to get money from governments for projects to keep them in a job.

Martin Ford,

27, Saint Anne’s Terrace,

Sligo.