Anglo United - the new Irish dream team

WHAT the British couldn’t achieve in 800 years of occupation here has now been secured in less than a decade.

We have finally been conquered by the old foe. English culture is all-pervasive. Debenhams, Tesco, et al, are sprouting up from Malin to Mizen; Sky TV beams into every home, Manchester United jerseys are to be seen at every street corner and their wearers’ only regret in life probably is that they don’t have Manchester accents.

English tabloids are a must read every morning and Coronation Street a must see every night.