Follow the money at the Irish Disneyland

IF the proposed city-sized theme park is to be located in Dublin north county, the central theme has to be Infamous Mobsters of Latter-Day Ireland.

There must be a Disney Fantasia with characters (big heads) and pavilions dedicated to entertaining topics such as 'Charlie and Ben and the Money Trail' with tips on how to 'touch' the rich and foolish for a few bob by joining the Soldiers of Destiny. Free party membership and balloons with entrance ticket.

Visit the fabulous 'Money Merry-go-round,' otherwise known as Ansbacher Antics open an account and win a free trip to the Bahamas.