‘The most difficult job in Irish politics’ for new Labour leader Joan Burton

GOOD LUCK, Joan. You’re going to need lots of it. I’m pretty sure that every member of the Labour Party, including those who opposed you, genuinely wish you well.

You’ve travelled a long journey to leadership, and I have no doubt the apprenticeship will serve you well. Your sense of values is respected and trusted, and that’s a lot to be going on with. You’re also starting with a pretty clean sheet, and there’s a lot to be said for being able to abandon the baggage of some of the pre-election stuff.

It’s the height of impertinence, I know, for an old-timer like me to be offering advice. Nothing is more irritating than that old guy in the corner who starts every sentence with “Ah now in my day . . .” But I’m guessing you might be in listening mode right now (and listening just mightn’t be your greatest skill), so here goes with a few cheeky suggestions.