Sarah Harte: It's strange to attend a wedding as an almost-divorcée

Sarah Harte adopts her standard 'ahh' wedding resting face, as nuptials season takes off 

Simon Callow in Four Weddings And A Funeral. The two- or three-day conspicuous multiple outfit wedding took a bath during the recession, to re-emerge post-covid with a vengeance.

It’s wedding season. Time to buckle up and watch couples light candles. It’s strange to attend a wedding as an almost divorcée. You can feel like a haunting ghost of marriages past.

You’re not quite matrimonial Basil Fawlty goose-stepping across the carpeted hotel room or aisle, saying: "Don’t mention the divorce". But nor are you scrambling to catch the bouquet.