Colin Sheridan: My presidency will be a masterclass in dignified inaction

With humility, humour and a peacekeeper’s patience, I’m ready to bring calm dignity — and better canapés — to the Áras

Some of you might be wondering about my 'vision' for Ireland. Here it is: To be exactly the kind of president you forget is there until you see them on the news shaking hands with someone important. Picture: iStock

It is with deep humility, mild vanity, and a complete lack of preparation that I announce my intention to succeed Michael D Higgins as the next president of Ireland.

This is not a decision I arrived at lightly. No, this is the result of careful reflection, at least two long runs in the Phoenix Park, and a chance encounter with a sika deer who looked at me as if to say: “Colin, your time is now.”