Michael Moynihan: I'm all for green spaces in city but it's hard to move past the 'robot trees'

Now that we've got CityTrees, perhaps we could have some robot birds flying around the city, gathering real-time traffic information?

No one is calling them CityTrees. They’re robot trees. Now and forever. Photo: Cork City Council

Relax, everyone. The panic is over.

You needn’t concern yourself with the apocalypse looming because of global warming, as Ireland is one of the few nations which is set for survival — for success, come to that — in the event of catastrophe.