Dating apps are easy but love is hard to find

January is the month of divorce lawyers and dating apps. Especially of dating apps.

Some of us worry about dating people who live in our phone; they’re all fakes, phoneys, gold diggers, con artists, or psychopaths who will chop us up and liquidise us in our own Nutribullets, before pouring us down the loo. We get carried away with our catastrophising, instead of focusing on the real issue: addictive algorithms that make us impolite online.