Whatever you say, just don’t mention Brexit

BREXIT is like watching someone gouging their own brains out with a spoon, someone with an ‘I’ve-started-so-I’ll-finish’ attitude. Sorry.

But as much as it’s flooded the Irish news, imagine what it is like to be here in England, stuck in the thick of it. And I mean thick. Its political pushers thick as thieves, its deluded citizenry thicker than turkeys voting for Christmas.