Apparently, having sex on the first date means you will be shunned

Having sex on the first date is nature’s way of weeding out assholes with a deeply engrained Madonna/whore complex.

I was doing a clear out for the local charity shop when I discovered three books I hadn’t seen in years.

The Rules, Men are From Mars and Women Are From Venus, and Why Men Love Bitches were hidden behind a trio of Dickens novels, clearly in fear that someone might break in to my house and judge my reading material as less intellectual than they had expected.